Carlos finds out he’s pregnant. He’s overjoyed and nervous, and he wants to tell Charles in the sweetest ways possible… except Charles is completely oblivious, and Carlos is getting increasingly desperate.

…..

Carlos paces the living room, heart thudding as he glances at the tiny red onesie he’s just hung up by the fireplace, right where Charles can’t miss it. It’s got a little prancing horse logo stitched on it — Ferrari baby merch, the cutest thing he could find.

He imagines it: Charles walking in, seeing it, eyes widening, putting it together at last. Carlos’s lips curve in a hopeful smile.

He hears the door open. Charles is home.

“Carlos?”