How not to survive a pregnancy : A guide by Carlos's husbands
18 Apr, 2025
đź“… Month 7 of Pregnancy
Day 201 of Chaos. Day 0 of Peace. Carlos’s Emotional State: Volatile. Husbands’ Emotional State: D̶e̶t̶e̶r̶i̶o̶r̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ Already Deteriorated.
🚨 INCIDENT REPORT #1: SUSHI-GATE 3:14AM
It all started with a craving.
More specifically, it started at 3:14 AM on a Wednesday, when Carlos Sainz—pregnant and fully glowing in a way that could make skincare influencers cry—stood dramatically at the foot of the bed, glaring at his four husbands like they had committed war crimes.
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